cursor by thetremblingofmyhand




You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 


The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

Oh my god yes. I work at a pool and no outside food is allowed and teenagers and young adults are like, “Okay that’s fine, I’ll just go put my drink in the car.” But middle aged and older adults are like, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T BRING IN THREE COOLERS, A GIANT PICNIC, AND A BIRYHDAY CAKE!?!” And then they want to argue with you about it forever when there are signs posted EVERYWHERE. They then proceed to call you names and get ugly about it when you have been perfectly polite. UGH.

(via carryonmy-assbutt)



wtf is with America.. get me out..

americans joke on here about being the most amazing country to exist, but it’s all code. please save us. holy shit please get us out of here

(via the-discombobulator)




girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be taught that their thoughts and opinions matter. so many girls are taught that being smart and capable is threatening to boys and will scare them away. please don’t hit these girls with bricks thanks


(via perfectionisttendencies)

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the effects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

(Source: aristoxxcracy, via klaudiaisfangirling)


If you make your child feel like shit almost everyday of their life you shouldn’t have the privilege of being a parent.

(via mrs-chandler-bing)


Bad parenting is when you’re disrespectful to your child and then get offended when they lose respect for you.

Bad parenting is when one approach doesn’t work the next thing you do is use “tough love” (In other words bullying and threats).

Bad parenting is making fun of the things your child…